Once upon a time, there were three friends: Eep, Opp & Ork. Opp was a very very pious man, he prayed, he read The Bible, went to church etc etc. Eep only went to Church, and as for Ork, he did guest appearances at Church mainly for Easter & Christmas.
Opp always practised abstinence during Lent & Advent . Which means, he would abstain from all things pronounced evil by The Catholic Church, namely, women, wine and all things fine. This was a little too much for Eep & Ork to do. If they considered Church a forced obligation, abstaining from all the fine things would kill them! During one of the many outings & chain mails, Eep & Ork also decided to join Opp in his Lenten sacrifice.
The rules of the 'abstinence' for 40 days were :
- No Meat
- No Alcohol
- No Sex (no pornography, no wanking off etc)
- Read The Bible
- Do one Good deed a day
and the rest as they say was a facade.
However, Eep realized that this abstinence was more about controlling her will power. After attempting to stay off the fine things life had to offer for about 10-15 days, she gave up.
The year after her failed attempt at abstaining from the good stuff, Eep decided to ask Opp for help. Opp himself was having a difficult time, but being a pro at it, he somehow managed to give Eep tips.
Eep declared to her mum that she would not be eating meat for the next 40 days & nights. Her mum laughed. Her dad laughed. Her brother laughed and so did all the people who knew Eep and thought she would never be able to survive without meat & beer. But to their astonishment, Eep survived. She stuck to her decision and did not have meat or alcohol for more than 40 days!
While Opp did it for religious purposes, Eep decided she would do it more as a way of getting a detox in the year and also a way of testing her will power. Ork tried & tried & tried again but always ended up failing.
So for all of you who didn't have faith that I could survive, Take a Walk.
For all of you who supported me , I love you guys!
For all of you who think I was being religious. I wasn't. Trust me. I am not a daily church goer. I have faith & I Believe.
To all of you who successfully gave up something during Lent as a sacrifice, Kudos to you all!
Now, since I am done with testing my will power, may I remind you, Being Vegetarian is against my Religion.
On that note, Cheers!
Opp always practised abstinence during Lent & Advent . Which means, he would abstain from all things pronounced evil by The Catholic Church, namely, women, wine and all things fine. This was a little too much for Eep & Ork to do. If they considered Church a forced obligation, abstaining from all the fine things would kill them! During one of the many outings & chain mails, Eep & Ork also decided to join Opp in his Lenten sacrifice.
The rules of the 'abstinence' for 40 days were :
- No Meat
- No Alcohol
- No Sex (no pornography, no wanking off etc)
- Read The Bible
- Do one Good deed a day
and the rest as they say was a facade.
However, Eep realized that this abstinence was more about controlling her will power. After attempting to stay off the fine things life had to offer for about 10-15 days, she gave up.
The year after her failed attempt at abstaining from the good stuff, Eep decided to ask Opp for help. Opp himself was having a difficult time, but being a pro at it, he somehow managed to give Eep tips.
Eep declared to her mum that she would not be eating meat for the next 40 days & nights. Her mum laughed. Her dad laughed. Her brother laughed and so did all the people who knew Eep and thought she would never be able to survive without meat & beer. But to their astonishment, Eep survived. She stuck to her decision and did not have meat or alcohol for more than 40 days!
While Opp did it for religious purposes, Eep decided she would do it more as a way of getting a detox in the year and also a way of testing her will power. Ork tried & tried & tried again but always ended up failing.
So for all of you who didn't have faith that I could survive, Take a Walk.
For all of you who supported me , I love you guys!
For all of you who think I was being religious. I wasn't. Trust me. I am not a daily church goer. I have faith & I Believe.
To all of you who successfully gave up something during Lent as a sacrifice, Kudos to you all!
Now, since I am done with testing my will power, may I remind you, Being Vegetarian is against my Religion.
On that note, Cheers!
I was hoping more of a trials and tribulations sort of a rant. Of how you survived watching other people drink beer and eat good food while you dreamed about shoving a cactus up people's bottoms.
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